Thor: Ragnarok

Thor: Ragnarok

The trailer for this didn’t seem to me to bode well – the Hulk having a conversation and dressed in armour for a start – but as it is being heaped with praise far and wide I was ready to go along and not be disappointed.

And I wasn’t at all disappointed. I am not sure yet if I like it more than Wonderwoman or as much as Wonderwoman. It's very good indeed. 

Music

The director tells how he used Led Zeppelin's  Immigrant Song when pitching for the job and it then became integral. This tune has really stood the test of time and is a great fit for the action sequences it is attached to. Only a few years ago Trent Reznor's version served pretty well as backing to The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo's imaginative credit sequence.

Heart throbbery
These two are not really my cup of tea although I am warming to Chris Hemsworth. Tom Hiddleston is rather a funny looking dude really and he is very heavily made up in this movie with noticeable thick foundation. We see a lot of him side by side with his rather conventionally handsome co-lead and it does look quite nice I admit. No, I really don’t want to read slash fiction about them.



Women characters

I’m good at misidentifying actors (Cate Blanchett in a headdress and dyed dark with black eye makeup? Couldn’t place her.. Hairy Anthony Hopkins? Didn’t realise that was him either).so was happy to discover that I had indeed recognised the wonderful Tessa Thompson from seeing her in Westworld. 

I just loved the Valkyrie and the respect given to her character. 

Even Thor was shown to find her Valkyrie background extremely impressive. It was almost as though he was an ordinary man recognising someone as a member of the SAS. Thompson stood out as putting her heart into this role and really believing in it. I can’t praise her too highly. Her character was totally independent. Cate Blanchett as Hela was a fine villain with plenty of presence as an actor. Her headdress, originating in the strange artwork of Jack Kirby.

 

(influential on yet not overwhelming the designs in this movie: the curved horn helmet Loki loves is his too) was made to resemble a set of antlers and looked magnificent. How lovely to see a woman who is a little more mature playing a costumed character (a villain, but we have to start somewhere). It was a nice touch that she was not always in this headdress. Sometimes such items obscure or interfere with an actor's performance and block them from the audience.(cf the awful, awful, awful Klingons in the new Star Trek series who are totally encased in their constumes and masks).

 Makes me sigh a little that Cate's part is slightly undercut by her hero antagonist being of course young, fresh and lovely and Hela being described at one point as 'a hag'. Thompson is on record as saying she would not like to be thought of as the 'badass but beautiful' stereotype fighting female but I don't think she has avoided this altogether. 

The misogynists (well, some random commenters on a film site that I read as a sample) hate the prominence of Valkyrie which they feel to be at Thor's expense and view this exciting departure for Marvel with total negativity. Pretty disheartening to read. 

Comedy

This movie is without a doubt a full on comedy with action. I never was a fan of the Thor comics which were, at least in the 70s, pretty dire. Thor, and the other gods, spoke in cod Shakespearean English and Thor had absolutely no sense of humour. He couldn't even produce Spiderman's cheesy one liners. I found him a bit of a bore in comics, and to an extent likewise in his own movies - until now. Thor is the butt of a lot of humour, which will not endear it to some who like their heroes to be on top. To me it is really not a problem for Thor to be poked fun at. It's positively healthy.

Stan Lee's part in this movie is somewhat bigger than any of his Marvel cameos before. He has lines. He gets to cut Thor's hair against his will. It's a funny scene (though admittedly humiliating to Thor who seems far from godlike at this point).

Lovely guest appearance by Benedict Cumberbatch playing Doctor Strange provides more comedy as Thor gets zapped around the Sanctum Sanctorum with little regard for his dignity.

The director Taika Waititi writes himself in as Korg, a rock monster with personality, and his turn is very entertaining. Korg is such a reasonable sounding sort of guy with his New Zealand accent and you get quite fond of him and his friendly advice. He does look a bit like a grey Thing though, just saying.

The play

Suddenly I thought I was watching Game of Thrones...with characters watching themselves portrayed by players in a propaganda version of history. The idea does appear to be plagiarised. I have searched for a common ancestor but been unable to find any example that exactly matches, although there are many 'plays within plays'.

I didn't recognise Sam Neill as player-Odin but then neither did Rob Jones who was watching with me, so I feel less bad about that. 

Things I like a little less in this movie

Do I love everything about Thor Ragnarok? No of course not, you know me.

The wolf. It was so fake and badly executed. 

Jeff Goldblum - everyone was so glad to see him again. Don't know where he's been for the last 20 plus years since he starred in successful movies like The Fly, Jurassic Park and The Tall Guy. I liked him back then and wondered why his career apparently ran into the sand. But nostalgia may have clouded the judgement of some a little regarding his turn here as The Grand Master.  I found his performance somewhat too laid back, verging on lazy and heard myself thinking there were deserving actors out there who could have done it better. I didn't feel this quite as strongly as I did  about Kevin Spacey in Baby Driver but the irritating feeling was there that he was coasting on celebrity status.

The lady standing to his left in this picture looked mighty familiar to me but I couldn't trace her through the cast list so far. Has she been in Doctor Who? I'm sure I've seen her somewhere being good in something. Whatever, she looked as if she was just bursting to act and I kept expecting her to do something important. She probably ought to have been cast as Hela's henchperson.

 The Bruce Banner in this movie (Mark Ruffalo) is a useless character. I preferred him when he was like this

A scientist but also a hero and not a dork. However I guess Marvel moved far away from the original Jekyll/Hyde concept with things like him being Hulk for two years at a time and being able to speak in sentences. I think I am a Hulk reactionary. He should be a giant green out of control toddler having a tantrum when he is not a handsome, sensitive hero.

The following is probably a nit to most people but it bothers me. The word 'Mischievous' should NOT be pronounced 'Mischievious'. Thank you, Tom Hiddleston (I think, difficult to check without seeing the whole thing again).

Skurge - bit of an uninteresting character. Hela deserved a better henchperson (see above).

Heimdall (Idris Elba)

He was in quite a lot of scenes, doing good deeds vital to the plot but his part lacked excitement on the whole and asked little of him. I'd like to see something more for this woefully underused actor. Heimdall has never been a success as a character onscreen and what he does is not memorable, at least to me. Still needs work!

In conclusion - this is a funny and entertaining movie with well executed action scenes, a good gender balance and some racial diversity and I would recommend it to one and all. 

Blade Runner 2049

(Warning: contains spoilers about Blade Runner, and Blade Runner 2049)

Writing a film review is a strange and interesting process.  Some films lend themselves very easily to a review.  By the time I’ve travelled home from the cinema, the review is pretty much in my head, fully formed, just waiting to get written down.  I find this has been particularly true of bad films, where it’s like my brain needs the earliest opportunity to expel the poison from its system. 

I’ve previously likened films to food, where some are candyfloss – delicious, insubstantial and of no nutritional value whatsoever.  But still a good experience.  Others are steak – satisfying  and something to get your teeth properly into, though not necessarily something you want all of the time.  Blade Runner 2049 has been a properly meaty film.  It’s taken a while to write the review for a couple of reasons – 1. After steak you need a while to sit and digest.  2.  I’m still not entirely sure what I’ve seen.

Is this just what all film posters look like now?

Blade Runner 2049 is a sequel to the 1982 film Blade Runner.  Set 30 years after the original, there has been some kind of blackout which has wiped the details of all replicants and their locations.  K (Ryan Gosling) is a Blade Runner - the never really explained term used to describe those who hunt down replicants and kill them.  He himself is a newer model replicant, but is tasked with finding older replicant models and “retiring” them.  He discovers the remains of a replicant.  Closer inspection suggests that this replicant was once pregnant – it was previously believed that replicants could not reproduce (as an ongoing argument about how they as “artificial humans” should be considered as less than “real humans”).  K is given the task of investigating, and destroying any evidence about the child (plus the actual child if necessary).  Mission ensues.
Written by Hampton Fancher (who co-wrote the screenplay of the original Blade Runner) and Michael Green (who is racking up an impressive list of sci-fi credits including American Gods, Logan, Alien: Covenant), and directed by Denis Villeneuve (Arrival), the result is faithful to the noir, gloom, and neon artifice of the 1982 original, while also not alienating those who come to the sequel first.   

This film is fascinating, because it can be viewed and interpreted in a myriad of different ways.  There are compelling arguments to say that it’s a pro-feminist film, and equally compelling arguments to say that it’s very anti-feminist.  Discussions about what’s real and what’s artificial are rife.  Comments about who knows what, and when, and how.  Interpretations of what it is to be alive, and the permutations of what that means.  It is vast and intimate, unknowable and personal, specific and vague.  In the hours following my first viewing of the film, I was having very complicated discussions with friends about different interpretations of what we’d all seen, knowing that in 10 years time the same topic could come up, and I’d think 100 different things.  There is much to savour, and much to digest.

First of all, as previously mentioned, you don’t need to have a great understanding of the original to appreciate the sequel.  I saw this film with my husband, who has watched Blade Runner a great many times and insists on quoting bits of it, repeatedly, and out of context.  Conversely, I have seen it once, and rarely understand why he shouts “TOO BAD SHE WON’T LIVE” when I least expect it.  We both think Blade Runner 2049 is one of the best films of the year.  For those who have seen the original, the sequel is faithful to it but subverts it subtly and frequently throughout.  The origami unicorns are replaced by wooden horses.  The Voight-Kampff tests now actively discourage authentic human responses.

Secondly, for me the oddest subversion is that the things that had the most emotional resonance…weren’t real…   So, K has a girlfriend, Joi (Ana de Armas), who is an upgraded hologram who travels with him.  We see K upload her, and upgrade her.  We see her glitch, and get interrupted by other technology.  She is partially see-through, and frequently reminds K that she is not real.  But when her emitter is destroyed it is a character death, it is shocking, and it is the most upsetting moment of the film.  The relationship between K and Joi is real to them, and real to us.  But it’s also completely and utterly not real.

Deckard (Harrison Ford) comes face to face with Rachael (Sean Young), the replicant he fell in love with.  He is visibly moved to see her, more so because she’d died some years before.  He speaks of the romance of their first encounter – the film goes to great pains to point out that those memories aren’t real either.

Ana Stelline creates memories and dreams for people.  They are things of intricate joy and beauty, and they evoke profound emotional responses from all who see them.  They’re not real.

The characters that we know most about and respond most to – K, Joi, Deckard, Luv (Sylvia Hoeks) – are artificial.  The characters we believe to be “real humans”, such as Wallace (Jared Leto) are the ones who seem most inhuman.  That suggests that “humanity” can be artificially created, and I’m not sure I believe that, and yet…I find myself moved by a film, which in its very essence isn’t real.  WHAT DOES ANYTHING MEAN!?!

Thirdly, it would be remiss of me to ignore the feminism argument.  How does Blade Runner 2049 depict and treat women?  Good question.  The arguments that say it is anti-feminist are compelling – this is a film directed by a man, screenwritten by men, predominantly produced by men.  The female characters are mainly sex objects created for men and overtly so.  A woman is “born” and killed entirely because she’s not pregnant, and therefore worthless.  Joi is subject to the whims of K – she acts the way he wants her to act, dresses the way he wants her to dress.  He has bought her to be like that.  She has sex with him via another woman – Mariette (Mackenzie Davis), in a scene oddly reminiscent of Ghost – that woman is also bought and paid for.  There is a crumbling society where there is evidence of giant female sculptures, all naked, all fetishized, all submissive.  Replicants like Luv carry out the whims of people like Wallace because they literally cannot do anything else.  The film makes the point that Lt Joshi is also a sexual creature – propositioning K, and being turned down.  There is no suggestion that there is a male version of Joi for her.  So there’s a lot there that’s troubling.  However…

Blade Runner 2049 is a dystopian world, and it is evident that it is wrong and sick.  It is a place where no one is happy, content or satisfied.  It is not a world to aspire to.  Of the many people I know who have seen this film, not one is desperate to live there.  Therefore we can reason that, likewise, its treatment of women is not to be emulated.  If the argument is that the film is pro-men anti-women, who is the male character who is “winning”, and we should aspire to be?  Deckard – in seclusion, grieving, hunted?  K – who has no idea what’s real anymore, and his only raison d’ệtre is to kill his own kind?  Wallace – blind, deluded, isolated?  No thank you very much.

I don't really want to live here, thank you.

There are significantly more female characters than males.  Those female characters are notably more detailed, interesting and complex than the males.  Consider Mariette – on one hand, she is a prostitute who is paid to betray K.  She is also a significant figure in the resistance, not only betrays K but saves him, and is the only one not put off by his Blade Runner reputation. 

Consider Lt Joshi – she is a woman in a position of power, who isn’t afraid to ask for what she wants.  In a world which is male dominated, that really stands out.

The main argument for women as commodities for reproduction alone is voiced by Wallace, who is the villain of the film.  We aren’t supposed to agree with what he says.

Admittedly, a few small tweaks here and there would have improved some of the criticism.  It’s a very heteronormative film (although the dystopia argument could come into play here again, I suppose), and a few more women behind the camera wouldn’t go amiss.  There is an argument to say it’s anti-women, but there’s also one to say it’s anti-men. 

But that it manages to cram so much into 2 hours 44 minutes (admittedly long, but not bloated.  It’s a surprisingly lean film), while remaining faithful to the original, and introducing an old world to a new generation.  In a lot of ways, it’s nothing short of a miracle.

But then again,  

…you’ve never seen a miracle.     

Additional thoughts, questions, concerns:

1.  What was the point of Wallace and where did he go in the end?

2.  Who in the film is very definitely a human?

3.  If the film were to go on another 5 minutes, or 5 days, what would happen next?
 

Dunkirk

I knew this would be a must see for Rob Jones but wasn't sure what to hope for for myself. I was encouraged to hear Mark Rylance was to star. As it turned out nobody did much acting in this movie. Mark played a phlegmatic type, understated to an absurd degree where he appeared pretty much autistic. Rob Jones' comment 'but he's always like that'.

No one showed any emotion except for shock.  I found this completely unreal and it may help to explain why this film did not engage me. I know from reading other reviews that many found it deeply moving and engaging, including some women who did not expect to get much from it.

Reading that Nolan has wanted to make this film since at least 1999, it seems very much a personal quest for him and I wanted to know more about that. I am guessing he has a family connection to this piece of history. I also wonder whether it was in part a homage to the postwar movies it in certain ways resembles - for example not showing anything much in the way of injuries and the lack of both female roles more than walk ons and racial diversity. Might we have another Mary Beard style controversy about who was or was not white and male at Dunkirk? I would like to see that.

I felt there was great artistry in the shots of the massive skies and seas and that modern techniques allowed a much more realistic feel to the flying and sea sequences. If I could have identified with any of the characters it might have been quite an experience to go on that ride with them.

I like the way we see only the soldiers' viewpoint of the sinking of a rescue ship. It just happens, with no warning - suddenly everyone is underwater floundering. It's horrible. It's also horrible when an officer walks into the sea, unable to live with the deaths of his men (well that is what I think I saw happen).

Nolan has been able to convey some of the horror of war without body horror accoutrements by showing how psychologically distressing it all is, how disorientating, the lack of meaning (for example the senseless death of the boy which is eventually the subject of an understandable, comforting lie). Was it a desire to keep everything as low key emotionally as possible that led to the lack of acting and characterisation in the movie, or was it a tribute to the stiff upper lips of 1950s war films?

I don't want to see a lot of crying, shouting, laughing etc in a movie like this, and I can believe that a great deal of emotion would be suppressed through shock,  but at least some relieved or despairing emotings would have happened with humans in these situations!

One thing I really noticed was the complete absence of any Germans, except as unseen pilots or arresting soldiers dimly appearing at the end. It's disturbing, because they then become non people. However from the viewpoint of the allied soldiers in this place and time there must have been very little contact apart from bullets and leaflets so perhaps this was another way of keeping things realistic; or perhaps he just wished not to dilute the focus on the allied men.

Actors in this movie playing the lead roles were largely unknown to the point I can't say who played whom without looking it up (except the most famous such as Kenneth Branagh, Cillian Murphy and Mark Rylance). I had forgotten Harry Styles was in it. He didn't stick out to me in any way, so job done I guess. There was not really that much asked of the cast so he hadn't got a lot to live up to. Tom Hardy's face acting has been raved about. I would have to watch again as I didn't even know it was him. It's hard to read anything much on near covered faces, at least for me. Here he is. I've only seen him before with a mask or a huge beard and his much vaunted greatness as an actor hasn't penetrated with me as yet. Since I love good acting I should watch him more.



I was pleased, or shall I  rather say relieved, to have a soldier reading Churchill's speech from a newspaper as things wrapped up, rather than an actor doing a voiceover or a recording of Churchill himself. On the other hand the constant near emergence of Elgar was maddening. Just play the damn thing! Instead someone had written an inferior version of the Elgar specially for the soundtrack. On the subject of the soundtrack, I didn't notice the much mentioned Shephard tone and had never heard of this, which is apparently a technique Nolan is fond of.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shepard_tone

If Dunkirk were conventionally narrated I could see it as a portmanteau of several stories. Nolan does not give us proper stories as such but scenes from the experiences of various individuals. Occasionally this is downright confusing, as in the scene where we suddenly see Cillian Murphy's 'Shivering Soldier' in charge of a lifeboat. When and where did this take place? We aren't told but only know it must have preceded his rescue.  Did it directly precede his rescue? As he was found alone I had started by thinking he was a pilot and the floating wreck his plane. Might the confusion be intended to add to the audience's fear, uncertainty and doubt, which helps make what is happening less 'consumable'? I think that, chewing it over now, we were meant to understand that the reason he was so traumatised was that he had failed to save all the people on the boat and was the only survivor. It was not clear enough.

I don't think Nolan was really ready to make this movie.  Perhaps he thought 'now or never'. I don't believe it quite reached what he was aiming for. My present feeling is that it is overrated, partly because of the grand reputation of Nolan, and will not be so highly thought of in a few years' time whilst likely to carry off many prizes.

Small irritations:

The first character I saw had dyed black hair with hairspray in it. Why go to so much trouble with authentic uniforms etc if you are going to give people unlikely barnets that are so not of the period? Oddly the foreign soldier he meets on the beach seems to have been to the same hairdresser for the same dye job. And Cillian Murphy has dyed dark locks also. The pilots had sandy hair, indeed one was Scots. If these hair colours were supposed to be significant it was lost on me except as a distraction. If you're doing historical, do historical including haircuts.


Next, and my OH disagrees on this, the shouting of 'English only' at French people trying to board an escape ship. What about all the Scots and Welsh, I thought. 'British only' surely. But Rob J thinks we all used English for British back then. I think not. There was a British empire still.

The movie announces that it was all shot on film which I suppose means no CGI possible. Yet it still looked very dingy, like a 3D movie. Who sucked all the colour out of our movies? Baby Driver was the first one I've seen for ages that had actual proper colour. Might Nolan have been going for the faded look of early colour? If so I say bad call.

Where CGI might have been a help would be with the numbers of evacuees seen. Dialogue stated there were 400,000 of them and we never saw more than 200 people I would estimate.  Even if no fx could be used, I think they could have paid for a few hundred more extras.

I did sort of notice the 1980s train seat cover as looking out of place, but didn't recognise it for what it was. Tut tut. Other anachronisms are minor and to my mind for the anoraks really.

Kingsman The Secret Service/Kingsman The Golden Circle

Kingsman The Secret Service &  Kingsman The Golden Circle
Spoilers for both movies



So I downloaded movie 1 from Amazon on a Monday and went to Cineworld for movie 2 on the Tuesday.

Kingsman The Secret Service
A really fun Bond parody with excellent work from Colin Firth who has never been a favourite of mine in the past. I love his character who is almost the real star of the show.
There are truly magnificent balletic fight scenes. I was put off going to the cinema for this film by a reviewer saying it was 'too violent'. It's a 15 and if you have seen any modern cinema or TV it isn't at all, the violence is pure comedy. The best is Colin Firth slaughtering an evil church congregation. Sheer magic.
Less magically, when the hero meets his love interest, a princess, and asks her for a kiss should he rescue her, she offers him her arse instead. Apparently this film maker, Matthew Vaughn, says he likes to make people uncomfortable. I can perhaps make a connection to the 70s idea of Swedes as into porn and sexual liberation but really the whole thing strikes a (oh dear, surely someone else made this terrible joke at the time) bum note. And as I note further on in the review of the next movie the unpleasantness about women here is not isolated.
Samuel L Jackson plays a camp villain who wants to destroy the human race to save the planet (seemed familiar, and I realised what he was up to very early on. Has it been done before)?

There is a female agent in training, Roxy, who does not function as a love interest. She is rather a Hermione in that she is the only girl and better than all the men (but somehow not as important as the male protagonist). I was hoping for more from her in the sequel.

This movie is based on comics by Mark Millar and I have no idea how closely they stuck to the original.

Trivia: it seemed very odd to me for a young child to be called by a nickname like 'Eggsy' as in the early scenes of the film. And by his mother!  I was sure it must be short for Alexander. But apparently his name is Gary.

Apart from the ew moments with the bum sex thing, which may not bother everyone, there isn't much to complain about in this film. See it and have fun.

Kingsman The Golden Circle
This sequel has a number of failings although it has enough good content to succeed as entertainment. To list some failings, it moves too far away from the Bond parody, there are too many CGI scenes and the movie is too long. Sequences that could do with scissors applying include the one where Merlin stands on a landmine.

'Manners maketh man' was brilliant the first time
It was a nice call back the second time
But really, quit while you're ahead.



And there's the divisive scene which is seen by some as a harmless dirty joke and by others as seriously transgressive. Either way we could live without it.

With most of the original cast liquidated in a large explosion many new characters are introduced. There are big parts for Julianne Moore, as chief villain, and Elton John as her prisoner, that seem indulgent. Halle Berry is in it as well, in a rather uninteresting supporting role. It seems as though several rich and famous people said 'ooh, can I play?' 


From the trailer I was expecting more US/UK jokes to replace the 'class' stuff from the first film but these barely amounted to anything. Statesman was necessary since everyone was dead, but I wish it had been done better. Jeff Bridges was not very good to be frank and none of the US characters were very interesting.

Vaughn decided the hero, despite not wanting to, would plant a tracker in a lady's vagina. It has been pointed out that this amounts to a sex offence being presented as a joke. The conflict presented to the audience at this point was about Eggsy being unfaithful to his girlfriend and clearly Vaughn did not consider the other implications of this behaviour. As a viewer I was more focused on the cliched behaviour of the girlfriend who is unable to understand that a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, and trying to force him to propose, while the implanting seemed just a side issue concerning a minor character. No, the moral problem, which I acknowledge does exist, did not occur to me.  It is apparent that this scene has caused a lot of offence in some quarters, while others think there is nothing to take offence at.  Vaughn says the scene, like the anal business in the first movie, is a James Bond parody reflecting the exploitative treatment of women in the old movies. However, again it leaves a sour taste. Whereas the real James Bond wouldn't hesitate to lie and deceive and exploit women ruthlessly Eggsy is presented as a loveable character who would not so easily do these things. And mostly, ew. 

The relationship between Eggsy and Hart, played beautifully once again by Colin Firth, continues to be the heart of the story.  I don't care that he was brought back from the dead, he was lovely. Taron Egerton's love for his mentor also seems genuine and touching.



As I was writing these reviews, considering the above and the arse/fingering gags it came to my mind that Mr Vaughan might have some issues - a longing for a tender father/mentor figure and a lack of respect for his mother? Following up this thought I looked into his biography and it seems this is actually a possibility. There is a rather sad background to his paternity. In the light of his own story, Hart's rejection of Eggsy while amnesiac is even more painful. 

Eggsy's battered mum and half sister have disappeared entirely from this movie although apparently they moved in with him at the end of the first movie. He still remembers all his mates but has forgotten his family apparently.
And Michael Caine has changed into Michael Gambon but could have been anyone for all they gave him to do. What a waste.

Eggsy's posh boy antagonist Charlie returns with a bionic arm to portray a Bond style henchman.

I think my favourite way to watch these films would be to stitch together the fight scenes and all the scenes with Colin Firth and possibly Mark Strong too, if he just spent less time on that landmine. He's good to watch.

I hear Golden Circle is getting terrible reviews now. But it wasn't by any means terrible. There was another marvellous choreographed fight scene near the end which helped make up for a lot. There are no stills I can find that show the graceful leaping and somersaulting involved.


 Overall the film was fairly entertaining while not anywhere near as good as the original. There are far too many characters. Wish they had stuck with the original cast and not blown them up.


RIP Roxy

I'd give the first movie 9/10 and this one 7/10.

I wonder, how did Vaughn ever make the delightful Stardust?
I haven't seen Lock Stock or Layer Cake.